Not just a Spectator

Updated: Feb 14

A man walks into a Chicago restaurant with his dog. He begs them to let the dog in. “You see,” he says, “you're playing the Bears game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Bears." Just then, the Bears get a first down. The dog goes wild. He jumps up on the bar and hops around in circles on his hind legs. Then he does the same on his front legs! The waiter is astounded and asks, “If he gets that excited when the Bears get a first down, what does he do when they get a touchdown?" "I don't know," confesses the owner, "I've only had him for five years."

My apologies to all Bears fans.